Alan Kleymeyer

can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?
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lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
I message him and say “What are you doing? I just got that from you”
“getting my song back f****er”
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Creative way to combat junk mail

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

LITTLETON, Colo. – Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?
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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in f****ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our f***ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: …!!!!!! F*** F*** F***
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you’ll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I’m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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