[Copied from Maryam’s Blog]

Marriage is a three-ring circus: ?   Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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For Sale: ?   Wedding dress, size 8. ?   Worn once by mistake. ?   
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There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: ?   Before marriage and after marriage.
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. ?   He thought he was God, and I didn’t.
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I dialed a number and got the following recording: 
"I
am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.