Funny quotes on marriagePosted on August 8th, 2006 No comments[Copied from Maryam’s Blog]
Marriage is a three-ring circus: ? Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
For Sale: ? Wedding dress, size 8. ? Worn once by mistake. ?
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: ? Before marriage and after marriage.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. ? He thought he was God, and I didn’t.
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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